I do not know what to wear or even where to begin.
I live in my jeans and baggy tops most of the time and I don't do posh, certainly not on a tight budget!
So...I'd like to set you budding fashionistas a little (well, HUGE where I'm concerned) challenge. I need your suggestions.
Just to give you some help:
I'm a short, lumpy, dumpy, frump. I am 5ft 3ins and I dress suitable for someone 20 years older than I am.
I'm less apple, more yorkshire pudding.
I have the legs and ankles of an elephant so skirts & dresses are out.
I have bingo wings so need sleeves of some kind.
I have hip dysplasia so shoes need to be relatively comfortable to be worn all day & evening. Nothing too high and definitely not open-toed.
My favourite colour is black but apparently black is a big no-no for a daytime wedding. Darn it!
Jeez, what an attractive person ;)
Post links to outfits in the comments below please. If you have any questions, please ask. There is no prize for this, just my eternal gratitude.
Off you go. Wave your magic wand and show me the perfect outfit......