The Royle Family by Girl aged 7.

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One of our biggest concerns at the moment is Girl's performance at school. She rarely concentrates, doesn't listen and is unable to complete a task to the best of her ability. We're working with her teacher but I am beginning to despair. She has great potential and her teacher says that she does have 'moments of sheer brilliance' but sadly they are too few.

She & Middle are obsessed with the Royals, mostly since Kate & Wills married last year, and they are very excited about the Jubilee. I was recently made to collect the Daily Mail set of dvds about the Queen for them. Girl watched one last week and the next morning she wrote the following fact list about The Royle Family [sic]

• Diana died in a car crash (she told me that when she watched this on the dvd she cried. That brought a lump to my throat. Sniff.)
• Diana got married with Prince Charles
• Diana had a funrul 
• The Queen has 7 granddaughters (not sure where she got this info from!)
• William and Kate got married in Westminster Abbey
• Kate had a long white dress
• Kate has a sister (who the DM seem to think is Royalty)
• Kate and William invited the Queen to their wedding
• The Queen cryed at Diana's funrul
• Kate and William got married in 2011
• The Queen lives in Buckingham Palace
• Diana and Prince Charles had two sons

Facts about me that are similer

• Me and Kate have blonde hair (really?!)
• Me & Kate have a white dress

  It shows that she CAN concentrate when she puts her mind to it, albeit with a few false facts!